thecakebar:

finally here…

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cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

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samandriel:

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kentmckellan:

Sums up my relationship with pizza quite nicely

Agreed

Finally a photoset I can relate to

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unfamiliar-reflections:

Northlane by Christopher Benjamin
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the-absolute-best-posts:

littleoutsider:

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT 

mAYOR STUBBS

 ”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

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fatwink:

i just asked my mom if we have a home security system and she just said “nope, but we got these” and started flexing her arms

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tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry
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